

The Onion Movie
“America's finest news source.”
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
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Cast

Len Cariou
Norm Archer

Ken Takemoto
Sensei

Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs

Don McManus
Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
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